Lowenstein and Dottie, singing in counterpoint, fret over the fate of the league. Comes on the heels of a dance-only extravaganza featuring “All the Way” Mae. * “I Singin’ to Nelson (Ain’t I Baby?)” - Torch ballad for drunken Marla to howl at Nelson during the team’s night out at the roadhouse. * “We’re All All Right” - Inspirational “I guess I’m not a freak anymore” ballad from Doris (eventually joined by all of the Peaches). Think every Rex Harrison song in My Fair Lady. * “(I Don’t Got Players) I Got Girls” - Jimmy Dugan’s big number as the slovenly (yet surprisingly light on his feet) manager runs down his entire team. * “Gracefully and Grandly” - Charm-school time! Fun group number with lots of comedy beats. * “You’re a Peach!” - Shirley’s inability to read the roster becomes a book number to introduce all of the Peaches. * “Is That General Omar Bradley? (Marla’s Song)” - Comedic pas de deux between cloddish baseball scout Ernie and mooselike prodigy Marla. * “When You’re Dottie’s Kid Sister” - Suggested lyric: “When you’re Dottie’s kid sister/ You’re always on deck” Establishes the hopes and dreams of Dottie and Kit in a very “Baseball! Yeah!” kind of way. * “Lay Off the High Ones” - Rousing opening number. And prepare to contribute to the Kickstarter for the $4 trillion we’ll need to buy the story rights from screenwriters Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel. If you’re excited to see those Singin’ Rockford Peaches, then please expand on our ideas in the comments. Here’s a rough treatment for A League of Their Own: The Musical, including song titles and key notes on the plot. As at least one Internet scholar has noted, A League of Their Own is just sitting there, waiting to be turned into a song-and-dance classic. In fact, we got so excited by the idea that we decided to help Broadway along. But even this trend could spawn a masterpiece. In 2016, we’ll no doubt be hate-watching Hayden Panettiere in Air Bud: Songsational!, and the ghost of Richard Rodgers will shed another dusty tear. With Bring It On a freshly minted Tony nominee for Best Musical and Rocky heading to Broadway early next year, it’s clear that sports movies are a hot new mini-trend for the Great White Way.

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